October 24, 2003

You know you're in California when...

From Cyndy's sister:

You know you're in California when...

  • Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

  • You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

  • You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
    in English.

  • Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is
    named Breeze.

  • You can't remember...is pot illegal?

  • You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
  • You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
  • You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
  • You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
  • A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
  • A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
  • Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
  • A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
  • Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
  • Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
  • Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S &M and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
  • You can't remember...is pot illegal?
  • It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH 2003."
  • You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
  • You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
  • It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
  • Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
  • Both you AND your dog have therapists
Posted by rvn at October 24, 2003 03:53 PM
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