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You know you're in California when...

From Cyndy's sister:

You know you're in California when...

• Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.


• You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.


• You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation
  in English.


• Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and is
  named Breeze.


• You can't remember...is pot illegal?

• You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.
• You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
• You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.
• You can't remember.....is pot illegal?
• A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
• A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
• Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
• A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.
• Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney IS George Clooney.
• Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.
• Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into S &M and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.
• You can't remember...is pot illegal?
• It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH 2003."
• You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.
• You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or pagers.
• It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
• Hey!!!! Is Pot Illegal????
• Both you AND your dog have therapists